Why is his junk so emphasized!? And does anybody else get the feeling that every new super hero movie is gonna’ be all Tony Stark’d and have a cocky, smart-ass-y, playboy type protagonist? And also, WHY IS HIS JUNK SO EMPHASIZED!?
I imagine something like the following scene happening somewhere during this flick’s development.
Ryan Reynolds: So, who am I playing again?
Casting director: Hal Jordan, aka the Green Lantern.
Reynolds: Nope. No good. I think maybe I’ll just play Ryan Reynolds instead.
Casting director: Okay, but we’re gonna’ have to make your junk look HUGE.
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